"If you don't fuck that hot blonde and her sister, you are literally letting the terrorists win."
"Every time you refer to a Freedom Fry as a French Fry, then the terrorists have already won."
"Sweetheart, if you don't brush your teeth before you go to bed, then you're basically a terrorist and you're supporting their bloody reign of terror against everything that is good and pure about Democracy. Now, go say goodnight to your mother before I ship you off to Guantanamo Bay."
It seems absurd to think that anybody outside of a small group of key players in the military-industrial complex (or, of course, any person or group wishing to perpetrate bloody acts of carnage against other human beings) could have any discernible impact on terrorism one way or the other.
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