Monday, June 28, 2010

Is That a Podcast in My Pocket or am I Just Happy to See You?

It's just the podcast, don't flatter yourself.  So a little while back I was biking home from work when this dark figure gets my attention and motions me to follow him into a poorly-lit ally with no clear escape routes.  I figured the best case scenario would be getting superpowers and the worst case scenario would be some kind of sexual favour in return for drugs, so I followed him.  It was then he revealed himself to be Adam, a friend of mine, and he wanted to put together a podcast to share our thoughts about movies and other bullshit with the rest of the world.  Best case scenario we get our own reality TV show and our own sex tapes with Paris Hilton.  Worst case an excuse to hang out more often and shoot the shit.  I just wish he would have told me before he made me give him a blowjob... And Adam, if you're reading this, you still owe me that crack you promised me you sick fuck.  (He told me it would taste like chocolate.  How many times am I going to fall for that line?)

So me, Adam, and this other dude Pat got together and started recording ourselves and posting over at  Just search for Dicks For Drugs Cylon Bingo and it should come up.  (Boo-yah!)  We are also on iTunes so feel free to download one or more of the episodes before we make it big and have to start charging for them.  There are three episodes posted so far with several more in the works.  So check it out and tell all your friends, and remember: penises DO NOT taste like chocolate, no matter what anybody tells you.  Unless of course it's Chuck Norris, in which case believe everything he says.  I think it goes without saying that there is definitely adult content in the podcast and probably NSFW.


  1. I think I came off pretty well in this article/your mouth. ZING! Now thats quality innuendo.