In the event of global thermal-nuclear warfare and total societal breakdown, I'd suggest holding up in a bunker somewhere deep underground stocked with canned and dry goods and using the whole end of the world angle as emotional leverage to get laid one last time (or as many last times as possible).

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  1. Dear editor,

    Hope this message finds you well. Very nice to stumbled upon your contact from one of your IMDb review.

    I'm a Malaysian indie film director currently residing in Beijing, China. I've got a directorial debut short film (The Story of 90 Coins) and a horror micro short (The Tattooist) which I would like to share with you.

    Both films are currently going their rounds at the film festival circuits and have been very successful in getting multiple film awards recognition.

    'The Story of 90 Coins' is currently getting about 60+ accolades from international film festivals; which includes the Best Direction & Best Cinematography at Malta Int'l Short Film Festival, Best Foreign Short & Best Actress at Los Angeles Independent Film Festival Awards, Best Drama & Best Cinematography at Los Angeles Film Awards, Best Foreign Short Film at Ukrainian International Short Film Festival, Rising Star Awards at Canada International Film Festival, an Official Finalist at London Film Awards, among others.

    'The Tattooist' is a Winner at Canada's Bloody Horror International Film Festival, Horrorhaus Film Festival in LA, Canada's Terror in the Bay Film Festival and multiple wins at Diabolical Horror Film Festival, to name a few.

    I'm hoping to gain some good reviews and enough attention for funding and turn them into feature film. Below are the links for both Press Kit, which include relevant info such as screener link, official Facebook page, IMDb film page, awards won, etc.

    The Story of 90 Coins:
    The Tattooist:

    It will be very thoughtful of you if you care to write a film review on your site and/or at the film's IMDb User Review page. Hope you'll like them! Thank you and looking forward to hearing from you.

    Michael Wong